“This is going to make me almost miss the simple days of shady businessmen who might as well be the mafia, and serial killers.” Congrats, alien planet, you absolutely just made Riverdale seem normal and calm.

“What kinds of things go bump in the night here anyway?” Considering a buddy system was suggested. “My girlfriend, who was probably Nancy Drew in a past life, is going to be so mad when she hears about stuff she's missing here.” All the mysteries to dig into! The new things to poke around in!