"What, why you gotta assume that other universe yous have to be evil?" Tommy asks, frowning hard at his friend. "You're, like, made of puppys and sunshine or some shit like that."

Still Tommy leans against the wall and shrugs. Because it's pretty complicated.

"So they apparently saw people on this reality TV show where people were kidnapped and sent through space. So they thought people could help them. Figure we'll get shipped out places to get resources or something."