[Tony... Tony Stark?! Tommy stares at Vision with wide eyes, opens his mouth to say something, and then is just about bowled over by 'spaceship captain'. Okay, it's official, this Vision is a hundred times cooler than the one back home.]

Okay, how does Stark figure into it? Don't tell me he created Ultron. Of course he created Ultron, what am I saying. Only person stupid enough, beyond Hank Pym to do it. You're Pym's, back home. Which means things get even more complicated at family reunions because now you have the Pym mess. Granted I think Janet Van Dyne started dating him so...

[Yeah, headaches. Moving on.]

Don't talk about cooperative authority. Tell me about space ships. What were you even doing on one?