Entirely unprepared to handle this question, Tony splayed his hand again, looking very put upon to be left in charge of determining just what Eddie meant by 'real'. Yes, snakes and ladders were also both real, but they didn't typically hang out, and maybe Eddie didn't know that snakes could also be in the garden or ruining your commute, too. Obviously that stuff all existed, but for some remarkable outliers, Tony realized, making him twist his mouth to the side and weight his hand, and he still had to demand, "Do you just make up what elves and swords do, how do you get through a single session without coming to some consensus about--fucking--?" He was grasping, without the proper baseline for just how much was just fantasy to Eddie. He let his hand drop, releasing all of that pent up tension to slap against the table and admit, "Orcs aren't real, that's all Tolkien, excruciatingly boring. Anything that sucks, you can probably blame on him."