"...Huh. Like, okay. I know the point was to toss me some examples of powers going nuts on people, but I think that if I'd ended up with the ability to control thread, I'd demand a refund."

Jokes aside, he does pause for a moment, turning this weird new information over in his head while he works on finishing that stew.

"I can't really think of a way that 'goes fast' can backfire on me. Now that I've said that though, I've probably just jinxed myself."