Steve hates that Eddie is missing that important milestone. If anyone deserves to finally walk across that stage, it's him. But, the way it looks now, that's simply never gonna happen. Unless...

"What did you have left before you graduated? A...history test or something? How about we just make you some sort of final to make up for it? I'm sure we can write up a diploma here for you to put on your wall. And then you too can be qualified for a dead-end job at a video store!"