"Fuck, man-" Eddie groans as his back hit the door again, but it doesn't stop him from outright laughing at the accusation. It bubbles up entirely without warning, and probably doesn't do much to make him look innocent, but he can't help it.

"You think I have some sort of magical powers?? And that I used them to kidnap you to some whole other planet???" he manages, almost manic in the amusement that idea brings him, "Sorry to say, you woooouldn't be my first choice if I could just conjure people out of thin air, Hargrove."