"It's not hard to be a bigger person than me. Might start with half." Not that she wouldn't love to be passed the fuck out, since that is one of her issues, but being passed the fuck out also means nightmares?? She'll have to figure out how to get sleep without nightmares, without sleep depriving herself even more. All of her problems seem to be putting her in catch 22s all over the place.

"Sorry in advance that you're probably going to be seeing me like a barista sees a regular customer at a coffee shop."