+1 Angry Redneck Nerd

[kyley_b]

Well, hello! I'm Emma (she/her is fine) and I'm terrible at introductions. I'll be doing one of the dumber things you can choose to do in life, and that's play a South Park character seriously!

Are you in the market for a human sidekick? Maybe you need someone to hold your laser gun while you do something actually worthwhile? Have you always wanted a neurotic son to disappoint you? Or do you just need a lecture on what we all learned today? Then perhaps I can interest you in an adult AU Kyle Broflovski! He's very smart, and he'll fight anyone.

Kyle is a walking Content Warning in a lot of ways because South Park, but I will be doing my level best to flag anything that might be triggering. You can catch me via PM or at violentsound if you ever need to.

I myself am a terrible person, so I invite you to fuck him up however you please. It's entirely possible he's endured worse. But here is a permissions post for actual details.

Thanks so much, and I look forward to playing with you all!

Comments

[beholding_archivist]

Hello there and welcome!

I've been bothering you on the TDM with Jon here and YES I AM SLOW but I was actually just tagging that thread back and was wondering if you want to continue it/keep it as game canon?

Also- Has anyone given you the discord link yet?

[kyley_b]

Hello! Thank you!

Dude, there's no such thing as slow. I'll backtag until like, the Cretaceous period. And sure to both, if you like! I'm easy.

No, although I admit I'm an old who has used Discord like twice in my life.

[beholding_archivist]

Awesome~ Jon is happy to meet someone from a more normal Earth, so... yeah. I'd love to continue that.

As for Discord... That would be here. And no worries, it's not mandatory. Still can be fun for certain plotting things at times.

[kyley_b]

'Normal' as in at least they have Netflix, anyway.

Oh, thank you so much!

[out_of_order]

Hi hello! Welcome to the game! I'm Aya and I play Cal Kestis, Cayde-6 and Raphael here. Admittedly I am mostly canonblind but taking a serious spin off such characters sounds like an interesting way to go! Guess I'll see once I throw people at you. XD

[kyley_b]

Hello, and nice to meet you! I am equally canonblind to all but some of TMNT, but I actually tend to find that super entertaining so I'm stoked. I look forward to it!

[hadthehighground]

Hi! I’m Darkfeather and I play this Jedi from series of movies about wars in space, Obi-Wan Kenobi!

I too am canon blind I’m afraid. But I’m looking forward to seeing what Kyle gets up to! And I’m always in the market for terrible things. Lol!

[kyley_b]

Now Obi-Wan I know! Best beard in the galaxy.

Canon blind is perfect. Or at least way more amusing. I will definitely provide terrible.

[doubled_speed]

Fuck yeah! Jersey Jews unite. Create chaos. He’s gonna hella mock ya.

[kyley_b]

Oh, oh, you wanna go?!
...thankfully most of the city is already trashed...

[doubled_speed]

Bring it nerd.

[foundlingfather]

Hello and welcome! :)

I'm Spectre, I play this idiot dad, who lives in space that may or may not have had wars.

I'm adding onto the canon blind crowd, hahaha. But Kyle sounds interesting.

[kyley_b]

That's possibly the best description I've ever heard. It's very nice to meet you!

Nah, he sucks, but means well. XD

[on_repeat]

Hi!! I got distracted, I meant to do this earlier: I'm MK and I only play this guy Echo from the sturwurz universe. I am also canonblind to South Park BUT that's okay because meeting Kyle will be an interesting time!

Welcome to the game! :D

[kyley_b]

Hello, and thank you! Honestly, I am frankly delighted at canon blindness, it makes things so much more exciting. And I am canonblind to soooo much of the extended Star Wars stuff, myself, so we're even!

[on_repeat]

Eyy, nice! XD

[beepbeepmotherfucker]

Omg. I love you and you almost make me want to drag out my Kenny journal.

Ahem. I'm Lore and I play Grogu from The Mandalorian and I just picked up Eddie from IT. I just added you on Plurk :D I look forward to playing with you!

[kyley_b]

Poor immortal Kenny!

Hello! I promise not to let Kyle kick poor little Grogu because he's way too cute.

And omg I love Eddie. IT has been one of my favourite books since I was like, 11.

[beepbeepmotherfucker]

I mean... He could kick the baby. But the baby will force shove him into a building if he does.

But yesss I love Kenny so much. His username is mister_neverdie XD

Yay someone familiar with canon! He's solely from the movies but there's always a little influence from the other sources.

[kyley_b]

Mando might be a little peeved too.

Perfection.

Eddie and Richie were always my faves. <3 So I'm stoked.

[beepbeepmotherfucker]

Truth. What? You don't want to piss off the Mandalorian? (or half of everyone else there for that matter?)

I'm so happy! I love these trash fires. And Kyle will remind them of when they were younger, I'm sure.