What does this game need? A neurotic hypochondriac!

[beepbeepmotherfucker]

This is Lore and Jenn is a dirty enabler.

Thanks to one awesome TDM thread I'm bringing in someone who is almost as different from Grogu as you can imagine. Eddie Kaspbrak from IT Chapter 2. He's coming from just before the end of his canon. For those unfamiliar, he's a neurotic, loud mouth hypochondriac with a mouth that'd make a sailor blush. But if you fuck with his friends, he will fuck you up.

As always I'm on Plurk at eternalferret and Discord at SupahFerret#0368

Comments

[beholding_archivist]

...oh, Lordi..... Jon would love to hear about that murderous clown monster......

[beepbeepmotherfucker]

So many horrible stories.

[beholding_archivist]

May I suggest writing a book?

[beepbeepmotherfucker]

Nah, that's Bill's thing. Rather just forget the whole fucking thing.

[beholding_archivist]

And if Jon asks nicely?

[beepbeepmotherfucker]

... He might talk about it but he's definitely not writing a book.

[beholding_archivist]

God, that would actually be worse. Not that Jon wouldn't really want such a story, but.... Eddie literally makes a prime victim for the Archivist and likely has little protection against Jon's brand of the Jedi Mind Trick. Soooo... Since I don't assume you're familiar with my weird podcast canon, I'll link his permission post here with a nudge towards the *Compulsion* and *Avatar of Beholding* parts.

I shall do my part to not accidentally make Eddie an actual victim and force him to relive creepy monster clown encounter every time he sleeps, but I feel it's only fair to make you aware of this danger. Jon ICly will discourage telling him any such things in person even if he literally feeds on them. He's trying to be a good monster.

[beepbeepmotherfucker]

Oh man. Yeah, I'm totally canon blind. Thanks for the heads up!

I'm generally fine with messing with and fucking up my characters to some degree. I just want to have advance notice and talk out the extent of things beforehand. He won't be openly talking about what happened unless asked, so we should be okay there.

[beholding_archivist]

lol - yeah. And I wouldn't want to force Jon's weirdness on people without a proper warning. He will be staring at both Eddie and Richie because he knows they have a potential meal for him, so they are free to feel a bit creeped out by him.

Maybe eventually he'll ask if they were okay with recording something on tape for him while he's away. Make him a tasty little snack, so to say...

[beepbeepmotherfucker]

Woot creepy guy! I can't wait to see what happens.

[wearingthestars]

Yay this place needs more nerds! <3

[beepbeepmotherfucker]

Woot nerds!