Meme Time: Two Truths and a Lie

[heypartner]

Two Truths & A Lie
1. Comment with your character with three statements. Two are the truth. One is a lie.
2. Other characters will reply trying to guess which one is the lie.
3. Have fun!

Comments

Billy Kaplan

[wearingthestars]

I'm engaged to a prince.
I saw a concert on the moon.
I'm the older twin.

[hooliganstatus]

Fun. ... I think the boring one is the lie.

[heypartner]

Aw, you're engaged? Good for you, kid.

[kyley_b]

Honest question: were there any whales on the moon?

[foundlingfather]

Gonna guess the second one. [Cause twins are te same age right? Sorta??]

[doubled_speed]

See, even YOU know I'm the older one.

Poe Dameron

[happybeeps]

Both my parents fought with the Rebellion.
I don't like bones.
The first time I left home was to join the New Republic Navy.

[hooliganstatus]

How can you not like bones when you're made of so many?

Catra

[heeeyadora]

The Horde has come closer to conquering Etheria under my command than it ever did under Shadow Weaver or Hordak.
I never knew my parents.
I don't need anyone.

[hooliganstatus]

[brb stifling giggles. you're not good at this, little kitty]

Quentin Beck

[itsamysterio]

I won a talent show with a magic act in school.
My wife and I met on a blind date.
Dream jobs aren't everything they're cracked up to be.

[hooliganstatus]

What kind of magic did you do? Was it the kind that comes from everything?

[someone just learned this is A Real Thing and so she's kind of focused on that more than what's true]

Jon

[beholding_archivist]

I have been physically dead for six months.
Analyzing poetry is a hobby of mine, but I lack the talent to write my own poems.
I was picked up by the police and returned home three times by the time I was eight.

[hooliganstatus]

Hm. How did you die?

[she's not sure it's the lie, and if it isn't, she's curious. for reasons]

Clarice

[thesepreciousthings]

I can speak three different Earth languages.
I have a scar from a fight with a serial killer.
I've punched a tabloid reporter in the face.

[wearingthestars]

[Billy looks uncertain.]

...Which languages?

Aeon

[hooliganstatus]

I modeled for a foot fetish magazine.
I've lost count of how many times I've died.
I'm actually a blonde.

[heeeyadora]

...What's a foot fetish?

Cobb Vanth

[heypartner]

I am the reigning sand ball champion of Mos Pelgo.
I've got a scar on my knee from getting kicked by a dewback.
I've seen the Boonta Eve Classic twice.

[heeeyadora]

...I don't know what any of that is, this isn't fair.

Ikora Rey

[cannot_flinch]

I am over seven hundred years old.
I can turn people into frogs.
I once killed 25 Guardians in a row.

[thesepreciousthings]

... When you killed them, did you regret it?

[normally those first two would be so far out she'd call them lies right off, but ... now there's magic and mutants and spaceships and the Force and she's really, really not sure. so emotional reactions seem the best way to ferret out the lie]

Din/Mando

[foundlingfather]

I can speak at least five languages
My son is older than I am
I was born on Mandalore

[thesepreciousthings]

... How would that second one even be possible? ... Either way, if you really can speak five languages, that's impressive.

[beepbeepmotherfucker]

[This is so weird... but why not...]

I had bifocals as a teenager
I'm allergic to bees
I was puked on by a leper

[heeeyadora]

What are bifocals?

[no_applause]

My father is a great leader on my planet
I was to be executed and I survived
I once jumped out of a palace window to go to a concert

[happybeeps]

I feel like I have an unfair advantage.

Obi-Wan Kenobi

[hadthehighground]

Jedi don’t lie.
I got a rock for my birthday.
I almost married a queen.

[He thinks this is stupid btw]

[heeeyadora]

The lie is you don't lie. Easy.

Kyle Broflovski

[kyley_b]

I have preformed unlicensed liposuction.
I was forced to get a makeover by giant humanoid crabs.
I never did get my driver's license.

[deal_me_in]

Last one's a lie.

sansa

[theladyofwinterfell]

I've been married three times.
I hate being cold.
I've murdered two people.

[ezra_of_lothal]

Does anyone like being cold? And, you seem really young for the first one to be true?

Lauri-Ell

[kree_soldieress]

I was never born.
A tree once attempted to kill me.
My sister is a general in the Kree Armada.

[heeeyadora]

...You have to have been born.

Reeve Tuesti

[plate_builder]

Before coming here, I had been in space once.
I once had a coworker offer to step on me.
I have watched a madman cut a portion of a skyscraper in half with a single sword strike.

Reeve Tuesti

[ezra_of_lothal]

I mean, I could do that last one with a lightsaber pretty easy.

Tommy Shepherd

[doubled_speed]

I've been to a wedding in space.
I have a high rise apartment with a park view back home.
I once watched my uncle spear a robot duplicate of my mother with a fence post.

[heeeyadora]

Your life is weird...

The wedding one?

[ezra_of_lothal]

1. My aliases include Jabba the Hutt, Lando Calrissian, and Hondo Ohnaka.

2. I'm allergic to bacta.

3. I got my mom and dad killed.

[hadthehighground]

Those are quite some aliases. You are definitely neither Jabba the Hutt or Hondo Ohnaka. Cant say I know Lando Calrissian though.