Communications System Error!!!

[trpmememods]

Really, it can't be all your fault. Something, or someone, messed with the systems at the Security Station. No big, unless you're hoping to use your Communicator in a reasonable fashion. All the names are mixed up in the systems! Which means that text is really NOT going where you intended it too.

Good thing no one is messaging right now, right? Oh well, you probably won't embarrass yourself too much before the Communications specialists get it all fixed. Maybe.


Text Misfires Meme

1. Comment with your character and any preferences you might have
(note if you can/will accept adult context texts, let's not blindside anyone)
2. Reply to other characters with a text your character might send to someone else
3. Respect preferences and make sure to mark content warnings if things get dark or racy
4. Profit

Comments

[heypartner]

Yes ma'am, you are. But a good man has to offer.

[kree_soldieress]

Good men are not, per my observation, common.

[heypartner]

I agree with you there. Doing the best I can to be one.

[kree_soldieress]

Then you will not need pelted with spoiled meat.

[heypartner]

I like the way you handle your problems.

[kree_soldieress]

It is how Kree show public disdain.

[heypartner]

I like it. Very straight to the point.

[kree_soldieress]

Why should it not be? We were at war. We did not have time to waste.

[heypartner]

Clearly. Maybe we'll take it up here.

[kree_soldieress]

It would be a waste to let meat spoil.

[heypartner]

You're right about that.

[kree_soldieress]

I will not allow men here to disrespect women.

[heypartner]

I'm not gonna let anyone disrespect anyone. But if you want to focus on that, go ahead.

[kree_soldieress]

I have seen on human broadcasts that men will pit women in games of challenges to have the right to be courted. This is unacceptable. I will not allow it here.

[heypartner]

That's not a thing where I'm from. Sounds awful.

[kree_soldieress]

It was. So many Ashleys trying to gain the attention of an unworthy man

[heypartner]

Your galaxy has a weird idea of entertainment.

[kree_soldieress]

Yes. Humans do.