The video? Really, Crowley. I've been...kidnapped somehow to an unknown beach and you want me to turn on a video? I'm not even sure what it is! Sending you a telegraph might be easierrr eep!

[no that wasn't a squeak or the sound of an undignified trot over the sand]

Stop that, I said!

Goodness!

I ...seem to be having a bit of a headcold situation as well in terms of.... Well that is to say... [he doesn't want to put a name to it] well I'm sure it will work itself out.