Angel, careful of those crab things, they're a bunch of nasty little buggers. [ not that he knows from experience ]

[ that was a lie, he absolutely knows about those crab lobster things from experience. ]

Look, just turn on video. I don't mean play a video, I mean turn the thing on! These phone things have a video chat function. So we can see one another while we talk. I'd go ahead and turn it on for you myself but-- er-- I've got a bit of a "headcold" situation myself. [ He makes vague, single-handed air quotes when he says headcold, even though probably no one can see him do it. ] There should be an icon. A picture on the screen. Just... start pressing the pictures. I'm sure something'll happen eventually..

[ This was worse than that time he tried to explain answering machines to the angel... he's still not entirely sure it managed to stick. ]