Conversations with Captain Marvel’s fist, literally any person who carried that name in his world with any drop of Kree blood, is definitely not something Tommy wants to be on the receiving end of. Ever. So good thing he isn’t poisoning them. But when he catches sight of the woman drinking the blue liquid he has to wince. Yeah, already been on the receiving end of that one.

“May be smarter to stick to the water,” he warns as he approaches. Better to save people from his own. “That stuff could probably turn your tongue blue. Like a slushee. But less awesome. And the side-effects may include saying stupid things. Know I put my foot in my mouth a lot more when I was drinking it.”