Beaches were fun, yes? Very fun, and very much suited for exploration upon arrival, because for all someone knew, there would be beautiful women (and men) around not wearing a lot of clothing. That was always a bonus.

Sadly, the man he finds there today is not really that amazingly unclad. It could have less.

"I should think that when you are on the beach, you should frolick and play in the surf. Has no one taught you how to have fun?"