revivalprojectooc | hello we need a meme

hello we need a meme

I know we don't really do memes but while we're stuck on this spaceship, it felt like we needed something to channel all of the chatting energy into that isn't AAAH SPACE. So let's be stuck together somewhere else! I am stealing this meme in its entirety. You can either adapt prompts to fit better to the game, or talk amongst yourselves, I'm not your dad.
Two whole people did not discourage me from doing this, so I assume everyone is going to be very enthusiastic.

THEKINDASTUCKMEME
Well, at least it's not glue.

RULES:
o1. Put down your character with your preferences about sticking to game canon, or some notes about their homeworld if you would rather make this work that way, or just how you're feeling today so we can all support you.
o2. Those replying can pick / rng / ask Snape on the astral plane to choose one of the prompts below.
o3. You know what they say: birds of a feather get stuck in questionably legal situations together!

Hope you enjoy your enforced quality time, when you're both stuck -

o1. in traffic, after an atrocious argument.
o2. distracting this person, while your partner in comedy/crime organizes their surprise party, or slashes their car tyres.
o3. defending the base for the next vicious 42 min, until your cavalry to get here. Ladies, gentlemen: good luck.
o4. on a raft, idly drifting the way of the nearest deserted island, a surely cute shark in tow.
o5. in an air vent, after fruitlessly stalking this person, whom you thought to be a serial killer. They don't make friendly neighbours like they used to.
o6. trapped in a codependent relationship with your bed / pet / really domestic hobby, from which this person hopes to break you by way of ~~alcohol~~ a social intervention.
o7. in a waiting room, while you're hanging around for the results for a highly embarrassing disease test, and would really rather not run into anyone you kno - ...God damn it.
o8. trying to safely navigate through a department store, after carelessly forgetting you were out on your measly errand during Black Friday / the year's biggest one-day sale.
o9. standing guard in front of a bedroom with this nigh-stranger, so your Romeo-Juliet-like friends can finally get it on in behind closed doors, thematic noises included. Get the small talk going.
10. with your hair in one of their zippers. You pick which. Everyone else just points and laughs.
11. delivering some pretty terrible news to them.
12. with your hand in their mailbox, just as they're coming out of their house, or apartment.
13. doing the dishes, when you both forgot your wallets and can't foot the bill.
14. playing moral support for your friend, who's stuck in a magician's box, while said magician goes off to look for the key. And coffee. And dinner.
15. reading a manual on how to defuse a bomb, or a very sensitive alarm system. Tick-tack. No rush.
16. waiting for the movie reels to get changed over from an accidental porn showing, courtesy of teenagers in charge of the screening room. You're also out of popcorn.
17. under the only stone building around for miles in the middle of an acidic rain. And then you wonder whether pollution's really on the rise.
18. on the roof, after the ladder's snapped in half. Your neighbour's particularly irritable cat might also be out on the prowl.
19. in a bdsm swing. Look, no one's judging.
20. baby-sitting, pet-sitting, or car-sitting. Yes, that new Ferrari needs day and night surveillance.
21. in a lake, because this person caught you skinny-dipping and won't. Go. Away.
22. on the phone for an important interview / business conversation, while this person tries to distract you.
23. waiting to be ransomed, while in the actually quite loving care of especially incompetent criminals.
24. with your and this person's thumbs engaged in a dysfunctional Chinese finger trap.
25. waiting for them to make the Important Announcement they've been hinting at all week, while they taunt and tease you with it.

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[[ No preferences on whether or not to stick with game canon. ]]

[[ For non-game canon: Jon's world is basically our Earth. With some paranormal nonsense added to it most people aren't aware of. And this weird Institute people go to to talk about such nonsense. ]]

((Tony is probably one of those Famous For Being Rich people in Jon's universe. Do they know each other? It is a mystery))

Something that sounded much too heavy to be a pigeon thumped against Jon's window, followed by the erratic shivering of the fire escape, then curious silence unless one happened to be listening closely for the movement that tripped across the roof of the apartment building. London wasn't that much different from New York from up here; not nearly as fantastically wonderful, of course, but the lights at night, and the acrid street smells, and the honking of horns were all more vaguely urban at this height, not as obviously haunted by much older bones. It felt like there was more history than future here down on the street, it was suffocating. That, and the actual ghosts, those were troublesome.

Tony leaned over the far side of the roof, trying to spot his car and if it was too obvious should his very important meeting spill onto the street from the doors below in search of him. They hadn't been nearly as useful as they had presented themselves to be, and Tony should have figured it out in the lobby of this building, before one of them was introduced to him as a 'spiritualist'. Pepper was still very dutifully taking notes when he slipped out like she could actually write something out of this sordid tale they were spinning, so Tony probably had a few more minutes.

Hearing the sudden noise outside pulls Jon's attention away from the book he has been reading and over to the window. Oh, how he hates it when some pesky teenagers decide to climb up on the roofs of random buildings, away from adult eyes to get drunk, try their hands on various drugs or- Do God knows what! His little flat may be comparably cheap for a living space in central London, but that doesn't mean he has to put up with such uninvited guests.

He hates the idea of climbing up the fire escape himself, but Jon is in a sour mood anyway, which practically means that he doesn't care about the distance between himself and the ground as he follows those alleged kids up onto the roof, raising his voice once he gets closer to the roof itself. "You KNOW you're not supposed to be up here and you better be thankful I haven't called the police!"

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Tony!

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22. here have not-Pepper to annoy

:D :D :D

20 lol