Event Update: FIND FIND FIND FIND

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It starts with the sound of static. 

Every radio, every TV, every phone in the world: they all seem to suddenly spill out the harsh hiss of static and nothing else. After that, the screens then go black. From the giant advertisements up in the sky to the faces of electronic watches. Everything is dark for a moment, the sound of the static deafening as it rings through in stereo throughout the city. 

And then, through the noise, comes words: 

“HE ROWS. 

 

“He rows! This Ga Re! We see you! We know you stuck and made changed. Agrii help! Agrii watch he rows. See all in Temba. Agrii see he row Bill-E walk to door. Bill-E not walk out. All He Rows go too with Bill-E when not walk out. Agrii then see bad Temba. Fake Temba. See He Rows lost in Fake Temba. 

 

“Agrii think Fake Temba Bill-E do. 

 

“Agrii need help he row. Agrii try. Door shut. Open no. No make open. Agrii try again. He Row try talk Bill-E? Bill-E make Fake Temba, Bill-E stop fake Temba? Chance! Chance, yes! Chance yes!
 

 

“Bill-E good. Bill-E help! Bill-E he row. Talk Bill-E. Agrii try still. 

 

“Will talk a-gain. Agrii here! He Rows for-got not. Help soon! Safe stay! Safe!” 

And with that, it all ends. 

 

Well, it sort of ends. The screens all fill with either the word ‘Bill-E’ or ‘FIND’, flashing in a bright pink neon. The static, however, stops and all the people in the town that had been seemingly frozen before now begin to go about their business once more. As though nothing had occurred at all. 

 

But the message remains and for anyone looking for a sign, the mission is clear. The Agrii have given their best guess for how to end this strange world and are broadcasting it for any of the He Rows to find and heed: 

 

Find Billy.