A crime!

[target_audience]

Hello creatures, this is a plotting post for the dastardly deed that has just occurred. My hope is that you can use this post to talk amongst yourselves and ask any necessary questions to ultimately feel empowered to go forth with a little crime drama adventure. The actual culprits in this case will not willingly insert themselves, so I am handing the baton to you with love.

( first, a summary )